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No it didn’t.
It didn’t.
Really it didn’t.
Did it?
OK, that’s it. Ever heard of the Infinite Improbability Drive? Well, I’ve got one. Strap yourselves in, we’re going Everywhere.
presses huge great button on the dashboard, a whirring starts in the car that rises in pitch, finally stopping in a pop, as the car turns into a melon. Then another pop and it turns into a replica of the statue of Liberty made from used soap, then into a ball of green, flame grillef chinese sweet and sour ribs flavour fudge, then half a toupee, then a wall made of carpet, then a fez, then a flying pig, then it vanishes completely
We interrupt this thread for a brief Intermission
rubbish music plays for a bit
intermission ends with the car returning to something resembling normality, as far as a dirty rage rover with myself, Meyoga and a naked Coco can be
Ah, Here we are. If you’d like to go in and get things ready (and explain your condition and why you’re so late to your dear partner) Coco, I’ll head off with Meyoga to see Dublin for a bit. Always wanted to see it.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming…
road tripping!!!! looks at his watch damn even with that little detour were making good time. at least we found coco a dress. he looks good in gold.
finally ends what turns out to be The Great Intermission, returning to our tale outside a quiet little place in Dublin where Coco hides out. There is a loud pop. A bpink, glitter covered orange appears. Another pop, and it’s a redbrick pirate and parrot, anonther and it’s a cardboard cutout of Anne Widicombe, next a very large ball of bluetack, and finally returning to the original filthy rangerover, complete with JackofBlades, soaking wet Meyoga, Coco in a bright pink tutu and a small tortoise of no fixed abode
Ah. We’re here. I’m sure Coco would like to pop in to explain to his partner what happened to his clothes, why he’s wearing a pink tutu, why he smells VERY strongly of Vodka, complete with five empty bottles in each hand, and get the place ready for the party.
Meyoga, you and I are off to see Dublin for a bit. It’ll be just like the Goonies!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY yooooooooooooooooooooooou GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!
now that that is out of his system, he checks the ditches to make sure they are relatively comfortable
Alrighty then, pub crawl then?
Sounds good to me. One problem.
What are we going to do with the tortoise?
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